20 of the best back-to-school jokes to get everyone in the spirit for the new school year
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
- What did one pencil say to another on the first day of school?
"You're looking sharp!"
Why was the student's report card wet?
It was below "C-level"!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A "gummy bear" - perfect for the first day of school!
Why don't some teachers like to tell jokes?
They're afraid the students won't "get it"!
Why did the grammar teacher go to jail?
She committed a word crime!
What did the zero say to the eight at the school dance?
"Nice belt!"
What did one backpack say to another?
"I've got your back!"
What do you call a teacher who never frowns?
"Unbelievable"!
Why was the school broom always so busy?
It had a lot of "sweeping" to do!
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms!
Why don't some kids like to bring a ladder to school?
They don't want anyone to know they're "climbing" the grades!
What did one pencil sharpener say to the other?
"This is the 'point' where we meet!"
Why did the student wear glasses in art class?
To "improve di-vision"!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Arrrrrt!
What did one classroom say to another?
"We've got class!"
Why do bananas never feel lonely at school?
They all hang out in bunches!
What do you call a school for superheroes?
High "school"!
Why did the calendar go to school?
To learn all the dates!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful student?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Share these back-to-school jokes with your fellow students, teachers, and friends to bring some laughter and fun to the start of the new school year!
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