20 HOLIDAY JOKES

20  HOLIDAY JOKES

• 1. Why did the turkey join a band during the holidays?

 It had the perfect drumsticks for the job!

• 2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? 

Frostbite!

• 3. Why did Santa go to music school?

 He wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!

• 4. What did the gingerbread cookie say to the misbehaving kids?

 "I knead some better behavior!"

• 5. What did one Christmas tree say to the other?

 "You light up my life!"

• 6. Why did the elf go to school? 

To improve his elf-esteem!

• 7. Why did the scarecrow win an award during the holidays? 

Because he was outstanding in his field of snow!

• 8. What do you call an elf who sings?

 A wrapper!

• 9. How do snowmen get around? 

They ride an "ice"-cycle!

• 10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

 Frostbite!

• 11. Why did the ornament go to school? 

It wanted to be a little "brighter"!

• 12. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?

 A "comet"-ian!

• 13. Why was the math book sad during the holidays? 

It had too many "problems"!

• 14. What do you call a snowman party?

 A "snowball"!

• 15. Why did the gingerbread man go to school?

 To become a "smart-cookie"!

• 16. What do you call an elf who steals gift wrapping supplies?

 A "ribbon"scal!

• 17. Why did the holiday candle get promoted?

 It had the brightest ideas!

• 18. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? 

Krisp Kringle!

• 19. Why was the Christmas tree such a good listener? 

It knew how to "branch" out and listen to everyone's wishes!

• 20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

 Frostbite!

I hope these holiday jokes bring a smile to your face and add some festive cheer to your day! 🎄😄